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Another spoof story—related to the U. S. military.

I have also found another great satire site: The Fake News. Right now, my favorite stories on this site are the Lindsay Lohan and the Trodgor stories.

LIL' WAYNE "HOT" NEWS ITEM: Be aware of the BG News' new section in the fall.

I leave you with words of wisdom: never shoot yourself in the ass. (Pay careful attention to the last line of this story.)

- posted by Suss @ 12:22 AM | Permanent Link To This Post