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Talk about dominating the competition.

Maria Sharapova (pictured right, duhhhhhh [AP photo credit]) beat Serena Williams in straight sets, 6-4, 6-1.

So what if she's 17? I'm not ashamed, simply because some lawmakers out there say I shouldn't enjoy the company of younger women. Besides, it will take me a year or two to achieve celebrity status, which will catapult me to the chance of meeting her.

At that point, it's not a question of if she will fall in love with me, it's just an obvious when.

Hmmm. Maybe my standards are too high right now.
- posted by Suss @ 9:22 PM | Permanent Link To This Post