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Justin Timberlake experienced "heterosexual man love" with Antonio Banderas.

Heterosexual man love, you say? Well, OK, but if I rob Huntington Bank, it's going to be called a "legal savings withdrawal."

Punching someone wife's would be "Domestic justice."

My columns could be filled with "Inoffensive slurs."

Propositioning Lindsay Lohan would be "Whatever the opposite of statutory rape is."

You get the idea.
- posted by Suss @ 6:03 PM | Permanent Link To This Post