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Mary-Kate Olsen is being treated with an eating disorder.

Her birthday is coming up soon, and I hear to celebrate she's going to have the cake jump out of her.

Like Einstein on the toilet, that was clever shit I just created.

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I still haven't concocted a great joke about the judge who was caught playing with himself while hearing a case. Then again, it's not like I've kept unfunny material from you before, but for some reason I feel like waiting a bit this time. Odd...
- posted by Suss @ 2:54 AM | Permanent Link To This Post