June 02, 2004
 
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"I didn't do it, I was at the Dodger game. Ask Larry David!"

By gum, it worked.


Even if you don't laugh at The Onion, you have to admit they're eerily dead-on in this article.

In other news, John Kerry (left) has his eyebrows at a permanent 45 degree angle.

We also obtained an exclusive photo (right) of his early years, when he played TV's Herman Munster on "The Munsters"


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