« I admit to one of two problems »

OK, so I'm either

a) Really fascinated with porn

b) Trying to stick to a topic I write about and running with it.

So that porn industry's HIV scare is still kind of out there, and I haven't written about porn in over two weeks, so I hope that nothing's changed. All that's really happened is The Onion's latest Infograph has helped support my cause to make the adult cinema industry cleaner and safer. Here's a link to the Infograph, but that may not be there forever so I'll just list them here:

Shaken by an HIV scare, the adult-film industry has instituted safety regulations. What are they?

--Fully uniformed nurse required to be on set at all times
--Employees must wash hands before returning to work
--Performers who test positive for HIV must provide list of last 2,000 people they slept with
--Filmed sex to be limited to girl-on-girl action, which is safer and hotter
--Porn actors to start using dental dams, like the rest of us
--Actors required to report secretions that taste HIV-ish
--All porn stars to be in monogamous pornographic relationships
--Male actors will be asked to ejaculate into cup, take cup to lab; if sample is found to be HIV-negative, actor will be allowed to return to set, dump contents of cup onto actress' face
--Industry to shift focus to hugging and snuggling

If my parents are reading this, some older boys told me this is funny so I put it up there.
- posted by Suss @ 2:23 AM | Permanent Link To This Post