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"Hey, still getting those unwanted pregnancies?"

"Nope, I'm on the patch."

Thanks to Ortho-McNeil Pharmaceutical, the Ortho Evra birth control is no longer needed in that container that was tragically shaped like a clam.

The sad part in this saga is that sluts AND whores alike will be unable to degrade themselves while completely naked, ending the several thousand year-reign of this practice.

The above four pictures are from the Ortho Evra website, showing you the four places you can put the patch.

I'm glad they said you can't put it on your breasts, because, again, these girls' partners would "accidentally" peel it off.

This was in response to girls being unable to remember to take their pill. Funny how they forget that and remember to get laid.

But maybe Ortho Evra is onto something with this alternative form of medication. Perhaps I should petition my doctor to prescribe me face medicine that comes in the form of a delicious wafer.
- posted by Suss @ 2:07 AM | Permanent Link To This Post