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John Ashcroft says that these people are suspected terrorists and that they plan to attack America this summer.

We don't know what they plan to attack, but my guess is they're going to bomb any and all low-carb sandwiches and meals.

These terrorists aren't Atkins friendly.

More fake news as it develops.
- posted by Suss @ 12:34 AM | Permanent Link To This Post