April 24, 2004
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To take a line from Tony Kornheiser, this guy should "be arrested and prosecuted... to the FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW!"
Some guy who works at a golf course had his dog retrieving golf balls, but he probably don't do that anymore when they found at least 28 golf balls inside the dog.
No word yet on whether "Libby" prefers Titleists.
Speaking of swallowing balls, (sorority joke).