March 03, 2004
« Senior citizens fighting? Now that's elder-tainment! »
The "Scuffle Over Lettuce" doesn't hold a candle to the "Rumble in the Jungle," or even Bowsher vs. Waite football.
But it's old people throwing punches and biting each other in the arm at a retirement home salad bar.
Several people have fallen and can't get up.