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So, you think you're a messiah?

Some guy from Maine thought he was, and attempted suicide by nailing himself to a cross. He hit a little snag, though.

After nailing one hand to the cross, he couldn't nail the other.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
When in Maine, do nothing.
- posted by Suss @ 5:22 PM | Permanent Link To This Post