March 09, 2004
« The Angel of Death is calling for backup »
In the little world known as "The Celebrity Dead Pool," things were calm for about a month. The most famous death was probably Joe Viterelli (Jelly from "Analyze This").
Then the Schott hit the fan.
Once Marge Schott died, it seemed the floodgates were open.
John Henry Williams.
Paul Winfield.
Spalding Gray.
Robert Pastorelli.
I still have no kills. The year is almost a quarter done -- not a good sign.
Get me the head of Efrem Zimbalist Jr.!