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Is it safe to say I'm not impressed by Katie's engagement ring anymore?

Not when there's a 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 carat diamond out there.

That's 10 billion trillion trillion

That's 1 followed by 34 zeros.

That's the fraternity's blood alcohol level on Friday nights.

Forget about Mars. Who wants rocks? Let's explore this huge diamond. It's only 300 trillion miles away.
- posted by Suss @ 9:45 PM | Permanent Link To This Post