« Candy canes are just after-dinner mints trying way too hard to impress us. »

Nobody ever eats candy canes before Christmas, except those teensy little ones they hand out at the mall, because whose life is so perfect that they can save this for a later time? Instead, they wait until the Christmas decor comes down, and throwing away food is a sin, and candy canes are like the candy corn of December. They're simple - although distinct - and you always eat them the same way. Such as candy corn, maybe you bite off each color individually, or with candy canes you like to suck all the red coloring off the outside of the candy before you unwrap more plastic (sorority girls are very good at this).

What I'm trying to say is that I'm sucking my candy canes dry, but it will never result in cold sores.

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USC, LSU, BCS.... BFD "Boo-hoo, we have two national champions!" Boo-hoo is right. All we saw was some great football games at the end. Maybe now people will realize that no matter what system people use for a national championship, people will always be unhappy, and some teams will always be left out. Quit blaming the system, and instead blame yourself that you ignored your girlfriend during bowl season, and she's probably out satisfying her lonesome self with someone from the Toledo football team... Why did they do it doggie style? That way they can both watch the Motor City Bowl.

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That being said, we will never colonize Mars with humans, but with highly scientific robots that will result in a similar world to that of the Matrix, but with better acting.

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A PIRATES PSEUDO-LIFE FOR ME Let's all thank Cuz'n Laura for loaning me Skies of Arcadia. The real life pirate was kind enough to loan me this game after logging a week and a half on Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker.

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Finally, Pete Rose admits he didn't bet on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
- posted by Suss @ 1:12 AM | Permanent Link To This Post